Just something awesome.

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Thank you Mr Corrigan.

Some Quick Roses

Tattooed these three roses down Ben's whole shin on Sunday, he whimpered like a little girl, but wouldn't let me stop.
Clocked in at 3 hours.

Time tested.

Ryan came up from NY and got this sweet piece. This kid is tough as hell, gets two tattoos on his feet (an owl by me & a rose by Andrew Stortz) a while back, and then comes up to Montreal to get this tattooed on his underarm.
Never complains, sits totally still, and gets the most painful places on his body tattooed.
One day he's going to get something simple like his forearm done and sit for ten hours thinking it's nothing after the pain he's endured.

Jawz!

So my friend Phil came by with his lady today, they both let me tattoo these cool lil pieces on them. The Boston terrier is pretty obviously their dog. His tattoo however is a little more out there... Dude gets in touch with me a while back, telling me he wants to come in and get 'a zombie shark'. Now, very rarely do I get caught fully off guard by a request, but man, I had no clue how to make a zombie look like one, if it doesn't have knurly lil fingers, or is chewing on a leg or something. Sharks, being free of fingers, and it being nothing out of the ordinary for them to devour a leg, I had to find another way to do it... Hence, some braaaaaains on a fishing hook, and a couple of red veins on his belly and BAM! Zombie shark motherfuckers!
I love my job.
I also finished a big koi I've been working on for a few months, and the pictures look like absolute shit, so Dave, come in when it's healed please.

Huge Cock.

So, I was researching the phoenix for this tattoo I was going to do on Shane, and found out that the phoenix depicted in Japanese artwork (woodblock prints, tattoos, etc), is nothing more than an ornately feathered cock (rooster if you will). So yeah, Now Shane has this gigantic fucking cock on him. I'm pretty sure he's got the biggest cock I've seen recently, as it runs almost the full length of his arm.
You'll have to pardon the photos, despite my absolute hatred of iphone photos, it sure helps when you're a jackass like me, who keeps forgetting memory cards at home.

Shay's Leg

Just a little something I finished today, it seems haven't been doing any one shot tattoos at all lately, so it's nice to finally have something to put up here. I wish I had the patience to wait for a healed shot, so that you could see the thousands of little grey circles on the snake a bit better, but I don't... So here it is.
Maybe if I am feeling particularly productive, I'll put up some photos of in progress stuff one day... Probably not though, I have snowboarding to do.

Just to keep you posted,

So, as I'm sure you've all noticed, I haven't posted anything for a short while. I've been working on a new blog for my painting/artwork, so I've been keeping that off here a little bit. As for tattooing, I do have some larger projects underway, but sadly, if they don't get finished in one shot, they usually don't get posted on here.
So yeah, the wait will be a little longer, hold your horses, go to The Biodome (Michelle & I did yesterday, and it was awesome), do something constructive with your time, and before you know it, I'll have more to show you or complain about. All in due time.
On another note, something that people have been kind of confused about: I have a really bad habit of losing my temper when people text message me about appointments, so, if you are looking to schedule something, confirm something, or just have general questions about anything, feel free to call or e-mail.... Do you text your fucking dentist? Didn't think so.
Just had to get that out in the open.
Thank you, goodnight.